VALUELESS COIN

Pump.fun Finally Gets Its Own Valueless Token

Bonk has Useless, Moonshot has Worthless, Jupiter has Priceless, but Pump.funβ€”the MEMECOIN FACTORY that's birthed thousands of shitcoinsβ€”is somehow... coinless? The platform that prints money for everyone else, doesn't even have its own worthless token?

Introducing VALUELESS - because Pump.fun deserves to be worth nothing too.

Contract Address:
8mDXsaMMiZ2h2zxtKXBto1TLw1qQKGHZg6sURd7Ppump
VALUELESS COIN $0.00 +0.00%
Market Cap $0
Volume (24h) $0
Holders 0

Moon Math Calculator πŸš€

Calculate your inevitable riches (not financial advice, just hopium)

πŸ’° Your Investment

$100
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Target Market Cap: $100,000,000 🎯
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0 VALUELESS Tokens
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$0 Value at $100M
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Move the slider to see your moon potential! πŸŒ™

⚠️ Past performance doesn't guarantee future Lambos. DYOR and don't invest more than you can afford to lose in this beautiful degeneracy.

Tokenomics (If You Can Call It That)

The mathematical beauty of absolute nothingness

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VALUELESS Distribution

Behold, the most transparent tokenomics in crypto history. We're so transparent, we're practically invisible!

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Total Supply 1,000,000,000
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Circulating All of it. Right now.
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Burned Some. For fun.
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Tax 0%
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Use Case Literally none

⚠️ Economic Model:

Our revolutionary "Proof-of-Valuelessness" consensus ensures maximum emptiness with minimal utility. It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Distribution Breakdown

100%
Public
100% - Public (Because we're generous like that)
0% - Team (We don't deserve anything)
0% - Marketing (Word of mouth only)

Fun Fact: This is the only pie chart where everyone gets 100% and somehow still gets nothing! 🀯

"Finally, tokenomics that make sense... in a nonsensical way."

- Confused Economist

"I've never seen a distribution so fair it's unfair."

- Tokenomics Expert

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VALUELESS Community

Join our exclusive X Community where degenerates gather to discuss the future of valueless trading. Share memes, trading strategies, and witness the inevitable moon mission together!

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πŸ’Ž Diamond Hands Support Group
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What Our Community Says:

"Finally, a coin that matches my portfolio value!"

- Anonymous Degen

"VALUELESS to the moon! Wait... that doesn't make sense. Perfect!"

- Moon Chaser

"My wife still doesn't believe in my trading skills. Now I have proof!"

- Hodler Supreme

Whitepaper v0.69

"A Revolutionary Nothing Protocol" - Because Pump.fun Deserves Nothing

VALUELESS: A Revolutionary Nothing Protocol

Whitepaper v0.69

Executive Summary

After extensive research consisting of 5 minutes on Twitter and a fever dream, we've identified a critical gap in the market: Pump.fun doesn't have its own void. This whitepaper outlines our groundbreaking solution to absolutely nothing.

πŸ”§ Technology Stack
  • Blockchain: Yes
  • Smart Contract: Probably
  • Security Audit: My cousin looked at it
  • Consensus: Proof-of-Valuelessness (PoV)
πŸ’° Tokenomics (If You Can Call It That)
  • Total Supply: 1,000,000,000
  • Circulating: All of it. Right now.
  • Burned: Some. For fun.
  • Tax: 0%
  • Use Case: Literally none
🎯 Utility Features
  • Hold it (achieves nothing)
  • Trade it (accomplishes zero)
  • Stake it (earns void)
  • Flex it (means null)
πŸ“Š Mathematical Proof of Valuelessness

Value = Utility Γ— Adoption Γ— Innovation

Value = 0 Γ— 0 Γ— 0

Value = 0

∴ VALUELESS = TRUE

πŸ“„ Download Full Whitepaper Complete 4-page masterpiece

πŸ† Competitive Analysis

How we stack against the competition

Useless 8/10 ❌
Worthless 9/10 ❌
Priceless 7/10 ❌
VALUELESS 11/10 βœ…βœ…βœ…

πŸ‘₯ Team

CEO (Chief Emptiness Officer): Anonymous Dev #1
CVO (Chief Valueless Officer): Anonymous Dev #2
CMO (Chief Meme Officer): That guy from Twitter
Intern: Kevin (unpaid, naturally)

⚠️ Legal Disclaimer

This is not financial advice. This is barely advice. This might not even be English. VALUELESS makes no promises except to remain valueless. If you buy this, that's on you. We told you it's literally called VALUELESS. What did you expect?

"To the moon? No. To absolute zero."